Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Step-by-Step Guide to Labor - by Hannah, age 7

1. Have the baby get ready
2. Get ready
3. Have the kids get ready
4. Tell the baby he's almost ready
5. Tell the children about labor
6. Check baby sup[p]lies
7. Decide what to pack
8. Pile packing things
9. Check the things you need
10. Correct anything needed
11. Check it off!
12. Start commanding
13. Settle unkindness
14. Settle any argu[e]ments
15. Tell baby to be still
16. Tell kids to be quiet
17. Stop any contractions
18. Say goodbye and kiss/hug
19. Take out suitcases
20. Pack for the hospital
21. Drive to the hospital
22. Labor

Glad we got that settled now...